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Генерал Клопез и наемники-гринго против Дона Педро и его мучачос.
Однодневная латиноамериканская сага с элементами наркобизнеса, повальной коррупции и работорговли по мотивам полюбившихся пейнтболистам кинопроизведений: «От подката до разбега», «Дегенерадо», «Операция Рыба-Пила (и не закусывала)», «Рабыня Зиг Зауэра».
Для настоящих ценителей стиля extreme Tex-Mex в программе:
- охота на людей на бронированных джипах,
- поджог деревни туземцев-ботаников,
- уничтожение урожая коки на поле, утыканном фугасами,
- расстрел мирной колонны контрабандистов,
и прочий беспредел и офигейро на 8 гектарах находящихся во власти наркокартелей.
Внимание родителям: к вашей неописумой радости дети до 14 лет будут объединены в сиротскую банду под командованием мексиканского авторитета Гнойного Алвареса.
Поверженные враги будут в обязательном порядке подвергнуты пыткам (снятие пейнтбольной маски с живого человека) и унижениям (постоянные напоминания вставить затычку в ствол).
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Hasta la vista, Karamba, Buenos Nochos!!!
Ваш Stan El-Koyot.
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